What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.