What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft