What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!