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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...