What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.