Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!