Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.