Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.