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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!