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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy