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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!