Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.