Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!