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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows