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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic