Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism