Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic