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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.