Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.