To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
To render the other side.
To get to the second hand shop.
Because it was too chicken!
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
A Yambourghini!
Pink eye
A marine biologist.
To switch sides
It got stuck in a crack.
I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
To get to the front page
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
A hot diggity dog.
It would be a fowl proceeding.
Xavier
A screensaver.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Elephino
To get to the shell station.
To get to the other slide.
He had no guts!
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
Chuz
Pregnant
Sir" from a distance.
The chicken crossed it.
Because he could.
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
He forgot the safe word
Jesus. He went for the cross
To buy another pair of AirPods.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
To the other side.
Executed.
To get to the second-hand shop.
A wooly jumper!
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
To get to the bigger crowd
MOOOOOO!!!!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
To get to the other side.
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Because he had the right of way.
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
Because curiousity was on the other side
We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Quackamole
Hit by a car.
Cross country
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
TheDonald
Mohammed Dali
To get to the Otherside.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
In a KFC bucket.
To go to a better place.
Cause he's a dog.
A porcupine
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
An argument
To get to the other Ride
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
On a Gir-raft.
Because he crossed the line
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Johnny Braavos
To say "hello from the otter side"
A gingerbreadmon.
Beets me.
A dill doe.
To get to the Otherside!
To get to the dark side.
Because it did.
To get to the other slide!
Hello from the other side...
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
To say hello from the other side.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
To get to the same side.
A subwoofer.
Because Intermediate value theorem
To put the bones on the other side.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Deez Nutz
An empty playground
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Because it had a bad motivator!
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Spocrates.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
You'll get repossessed!
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Because he's not a rat.
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Chip. Sorry.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
