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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"