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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.