What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.