What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.