What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.