What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.