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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"