A hot diggity dog.
Sparky.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
They like to get a long little doggie.
A Wienerschnitzel.
To get to the Otherside!
Neighbor
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
It's alright, they're just a little chewy.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Sparky
A bull shiht
A Shih Tzu
