A hot diggity dog.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sparky.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
They like to get a long little doggie.
A Wienerschnitzel.
To go to /r/antijokes
A humburger.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
He was a little hoarse.
He wanted to see time fly!
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
So they can get a long little doggie.
To get to the Otherside!
Put it on my bill
Twilight Gap
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
