Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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