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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo