What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.