What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.