What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu