What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.