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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.