What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu