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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.