What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.