March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Previous Random Joke Next
Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.