How do you keep getting in here?

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo