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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.