How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.