How do you keep getting in here?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

Removed

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.