How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.