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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.