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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Punchline

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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A Nguyen mill.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.