Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR