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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar