Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

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Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi