Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar