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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...