Vacation Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Because it's Lit.

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Laos Jokes More Laos Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.