Vacation Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Vacation Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

Where do cats go to vacation?

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

Where does Santa go on vacation?

Where's your bin?

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Where do drinks go on vacation?

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

Where do llamas go on vacation?

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

Where do pots go on vacation?

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Where do tv's go on vacation?

Your Age Is Only Math

Where does a burger go on vacation?

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

Why ya going to the airport?

How'd ya get that?

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

What is Beethoven doing right now?

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

Where do lemons go to jail?

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

What are the hottest days during summer?