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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Bipolar Bear Jokes More Bipolar Bear Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear