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Antarctica Jokes

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.