Antarctica Jokes

Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.