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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr