Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Date App Jokes More Date App Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Carbon dating.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.