Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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It's a match made in Heaven!

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Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

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Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

How did God get Mary pregnant?

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Netflix and chill.

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Netflix and pill

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.