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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Swipe Jokes More Swipe Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping