What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.