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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.