What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.