What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.