Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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She puts in in the microwave.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.