Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
When there's a sail on it.
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
Because it was charged with battery.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
He had a very esteemed colleague.