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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter