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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.