Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.