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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!