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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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Orange Juice

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He wasn't concentrated.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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They've both got ice on the inside.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.