What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.