What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!