What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!