What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!