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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!