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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.