What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!