Adam Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

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