In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
They make up everything.
Subtractem
It's Christmas, Eve!
Christmas Adam
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
You owe Eve an O.
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Parents.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Adam up and tell me the total!
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Adam you gotta try this!
An umbrellaphant!
When it's raining cats and dogs!
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
They were selling quack in the park.
Wai fu.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
He could not hit any of the ketones.
It got hit by a truck
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
