In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
They make up everything.
Subtractem
It's Christmas, Eve!
Christmas Adam
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
You owe Eve an O.
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Parents.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Adam up and tell me the total!
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Adam you gotta try this!
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Gotta go fast!
Because it ends with A-men
D
Robber ducks!
When it shows no vital sines.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
So they can do math
They vote
The Garden of Eden
Anything you like he can't hear you.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
