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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.