Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.