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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!