He turned a leaf and made an entry.
Because I am.
A casket
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Turn Rachmanin off.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
They'll always out number you!
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
