What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.