What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.