What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did the snake say to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!