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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.