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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!