What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.