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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!