In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Practice makes perfect.
A. They really raised Cain.
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Because they Marry Christmas!
An oviposition set
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
How should I know?
A smokesalottapotamus.
Because they find him very down to earth.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
I'll keep an eye out for you!
Cuz you my BOO
The Polterheist
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
