In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Practice makes perfect.
You owe Eve an O.
A. They really raised Cain.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Because clams are shelf-ish.
They use astro knots.
Vaseline.
A buck an ear!
You just put your lips together and whistle
He had loco motives.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
The both came in a little behind
Because they hate Turkey
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
He had no body to dance with
A spooksman!
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
