In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Practice makes perfect.
You owe Eve an O.
A. They really raised Cain.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Cain you tell!
The second telephone.
A couple of seconds.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Niagara Falls
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Bison
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
Because of their proximity to the
They like to run around in their bear feet.
The bear minimum