In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Practice makes perfect.
You owe Eve an O.
A. They really raised Cain.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
The Aylmao.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Because Day tripped him.
Ban-she ban-she!
It lifts their spirits.
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Because he tripped
Planet
He's not a tight end anymore)
He was turning things over in his mind.
They were both caused by a message from god.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
