In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
Practice makes perfect.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You owe Eve an O.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Have him stand against a wall.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
They blow when they get turned on.
AIDS for humanity
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
They don't like getting close to the net!
Sometimes, there's a catch
Lunch 11:35.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Ask your parents
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
A buck-an-ear!
A buck 'n ear
