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Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie