Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Glenn Jokes More Glenn Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.