Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!