What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

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What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.