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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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A pocket watch.

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They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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Toowet Towoo

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.