Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

King Jokes More King Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea