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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.