Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

Free masonry.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.