Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react