Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

React Jokes More React Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor