Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.