Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

React Jokes More React Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.