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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.