Because she was a private tutor
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
A Private Tutor.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
A private tutor.
