Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.