Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.