What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

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What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.