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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.