What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.