What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!