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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.