Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.