Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.