Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.