Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.