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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.