When you're buying salt.
Salt
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
It was charged with a salt.
Season's greetings!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Hash with alot of Salt
NaCl-more.
A seasoned veteran.
A-salt
Help me! I've been a-salted!
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
That's a salt!
Salt and Pepper shakers
The SALT talks!
A seasoned traveller.
Salt Lick City.
Salt Lick City
Plan B
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Ba-na-na-na!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Because she was too shallow.
Methamphibians.
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.