Salt Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.