Salt Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.