When you're buying salt.
Salt
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
It was charged with a salt.
Salt.
Season's greetings!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Cheech Marinade!
Hash with alot of Salt
NaCl-more.
A seasoned veteran.
A-salt
Help me! I've been a-salted!
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
That's a salt!
Salt and Pepper shakers
The SALT talks!
A seasoned traveller.
This could use some salt.
Gladiator.
Gladiator
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Get out of my son!
Because he's a cross product.
Fibbinouchie.
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
March Fourth
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Tuna half minutes.
An out-of-tuna!
Thermite.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Your products are fruity.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"