When you're buying salt.
Salt
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
It was charged with a salt.
Season's greetings!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Hash with alot of Salt
NaCl-more.
A seasoned veteran.
A-salt
Help me! I've been a-salted!
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
That's a salt!
The SALT talks!
A seasoned traveller.
Your honor.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he thought he was melting.
Sometimes, there's a catch
Fish and ships.
Because they're both cracked!
They both like to crack open a cold one
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Cz sheeran
He paws-ed it!
Caesars.
Julius Cheeser!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Orange Juice