Salt Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

March Madness Sale

Birthday State of Mind

$5.99

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

March Madness Sale

We've Got This Love Thing Down

$5.99

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

March Madness Sale

Love

$5.99

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

You might also enjoy:

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes