Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

British Jokes More British Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend