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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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May the force e-with you.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!