Gandhi Jokes

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.