Gandhi Jokes

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Mel Gibson Jokes More Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues