What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.