Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.