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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.