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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity