Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.