Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.