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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

West Jokes More West Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead