How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.