How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead