How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead