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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.