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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!