Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.