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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!