How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!