How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!