When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert