When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!