When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!