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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride