Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.