Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride