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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.