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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.