Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.