Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.