Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.