Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.