Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield