Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.