Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...