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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel