Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.