March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Previous Random Joke Next
S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Suh Dude Jokes More Suh Dude Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.