Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Cause he can't do stand-up.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
O....Hi!.....o.....
None, they prefer natural light
