How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW