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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride