What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride