What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet