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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet