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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

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The Swallow.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.