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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.