Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.