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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet