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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.