Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride