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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride