Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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She won't swallow.

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Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!