Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.