Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.