Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.