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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.