Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.