Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.