What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!