What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!