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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!