What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.