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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.