What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.