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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.