What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.