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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!