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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!