Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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A tiger has the mane part missing!

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A dandy lion!

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Because they see sharp.

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Denim denim denim

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Cause they be lion.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!