Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry