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Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.